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mysticalcoffeequeen:

tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

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hawaiian-monk-selkie:

awkwardpariah:

hawaiian-monk-selkie:

hawaiian-monk-selkie:

Most Americans: “MONARCHY IS BAAAAADDD!!”


Me, a Hawaiian: “While Hawai’i had a queen we were at the forefront of innovation, technological advancement, and international alliances. All the way up until the “democratic” government of the US illegally arrested her in her own palace and threatened to kill her and massacre her people unless she signed her country over to them. I’d like to have a queen who cares more about her peoples lives than her power again. Also, fuck Trump.”

Reposting cause I can and it’s still relevant

Its worth mentioning that Hawaii is also one of the few countries with a mythic, “Hero King” who they can actually prove existed. King Kamehameha the Great (yes like in Dragon Ball Z), was seven feet tall, the guardian of the war god Kukaʻ ilimoku, and took Hawaii from an archipelago of rival Kingdoms who hadn’t really gotten out of the Bronze Age, unified him under his dominion, and turned the Kingdom of Hawaii into a global trading empire who’s monarchs were greeted at the Court of Queen Victoria.

Guys I’m legit about to cry.


A post I made has over a thousand notes!! And most importantly it’s starting a conversation and spreading knowledge about what was done to my culture.

It is also so heartwarming to go in the notes and find people sharing more information and sources! And even more so to see that only two idiots decided to chime in with their misinformation.

Like, I am damn PROUD of y’all tumblr, we out here learning how to respect each other’s cultures and it’s dooooope!!!!

positive-memes:
“Bring on the new year
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positive-memes:

Bring on the new year

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

sammmango:

cosimosis:

Rent Burden Study

Hey friends, I want to do a little social study with only 1 question, to help prove a point.

What’s the average price to rent a 2 room apartment in your area, and what is the minimum wage?

Uuuuuh

Min wage is $8.25

Average price to rent a 2 room apartment is about $1,200, even more

2 bed 2 bath that’s decently clean in a relatively safe area on the edge of denton county texas is 1250 before any utilities or pets. Min wage 7.25 I make 10.40 and still struggle with my half

se0ctopus:

All the different critters that use this log bridge.

(Source: se0ctopus)

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

nakedbybria:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

yes.

(Source: greelin)

ranger027:

findyouranchorpoint:

northeast-artist98:

tisfan:

eyjoey:

starfleetrambo:

spam-bot:

slavetomyheadcanon:

frostyknickers:

prettybluescarf:

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

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Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

(Source: greatest-bastard)

homojabi:

homojabi:

Reminder: trans Muslims and gay Muslims exist and we’re not going anywhere.

The amount of support that this post has gotten is, quite honestly, incredible. LGBT Muslims are constantly forgotten and ignored because people from both the LGBT community and the Muslim community view our existence as a contradiction or an impossibility. It’s time that people acknowledge us and our experiences with islamophobia and homophobia/transphobia because like I said: we’re not going anywhere. 

nicknamenyquil:

linkondrugs:

father why

This time on Veggie Tales: Abraham and Isaac.

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alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

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And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

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ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

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These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

literallyaflame:

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

amusewithaview:

Is this how it starts?

I am sick, I have no internet, and after five minutes of looking for Secondhand Lions I got distracted and made tea instead and then one thing led to another and I booted up my PS4 thinking I’d play some Stardew Valley and found that Dragon Age: Inquisition was still in there from before Christmas.

I’m currently running a Nightmare mode completionist playthrough and TRYING to romance Solas. I say “trying” because 1. Solas is very well written but exudes so much ‘smug’ whenever he speaks that I fantasize about wrapping my hands around his neck and squeezing and 2. Cullen exists.


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Originally posted by princessstabbity

YUM.

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Originally posted by talktothemoon2

@neverending-shenanigans and I decided some time ago that we would both attempt a Solasmance because 1. it may very well be the only way to save Thedas and 2. we both wanted to see what the big whoop was.

I had, prior to Christmas, only just made it to Skyhold for the first time (Nightmare mode completionist, if you’ll recall). I queued up the game and went off to talk to Solas to start his fabled ‘mance and, after running through the cinematic scene and the ensuing conversation utilizing every possible “tone” I…find myself softening towards him. A little. Kind of.

Look, I still think he’s a Mad, Manipulative Bastard of the HIGHEST order, but now I also think he’s kind of a Sad Bastard and I have a soft spot in my heart for fictional Sad Bastards (I romanced Cullen in two separate playthroughs, he’s like the Patron Saint of Sad Bastards). Solas is scary because he’s powerful, driven, and makes impulsive bad decisions. He’s also all alone, and sort of pathetic about it, and a little unnervingly relatable at times.

Breaking down the romance scene (the infamous Fade Tongue scene), I was surprised to find that he responds best to a sarcastic Inquisitor who calls him on his stupid thought processes and teases him a little. He legitimately laughs at things you say multiple times if you take the sarcastic route, and a few of those laughs are quite obviously rusty/surprised - almost like he’s forgotten how to laugh, which is sad.

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Originally posted by aelorha

Then there’s The Kiss, which is a hilarious moment to me, ngl. Mostly because Quiz is all “ooh he said something nice, I think I might be in there” and kisses him and clearly is not expecting the ensuing avalanche of affection she receives. She pulls back from the first kiss, Solas initiates the second and third, and the third only ends because she pushes him away for air (I have watched multiple times and it’s pretty clear to me who ends that final kiss).

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Originally posted by grim-and-fatalistic

Then the conversation afterwards is so awkward? Solas is at a loss for words? He stumbles over his words? Especially if you are still sarcastic and call him out on the Tongue Thing. Then he asks for more time to think and it’s just. The saddest. At this point I know going in what his inevitable decision will be, and I know how this all ends, and somewhere Solas probably does too, but he’s so obviously parched for affection that it seems like he can’t really help himself.

He’s a Sad Bastard, and I think I’m starting to get the appeal. *grumbles* I still doubt anything in this romance can top the Cullenmance but I’ll stick it out and try.

idimmadontgiveashit:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

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i am SCREAMING

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When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

(Source: jamesvflint)

animeshaming:

krxs100:

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Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine

Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party, 

Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.

Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.

This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.

HERES HOW YOU CAN HELP

Sign the Petition 

CALL THE JUDGE: Ralph Strother

Phone: (254)-757-5081 
Fax: (254)-759-5683 

CALL ATTORNEY WHO OFFERED PLEA DEALHilary Stokes LaBorde 

Phone: (254) 757-5084

DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

#StayWoke

The judge’s name is Ralph Strother.